Jack. Jack!
Wake up, you Iazy good-for-nothing.
It's 7:00.
There's work to be done.
Get out and miIk the cow...
if you want breakfast this morning, young man.
Crosby, it's morning.
Hey, wake up. You'd better get up.
We don't serve breakfast in bed around here, you know.
Look sharp.
Crosby!
What do you think this is, a restaurant?
I'II Iet you know when it's time to eat...
you worthIess bag of bones.
MatiIda, I expect a Iot of miIk from you this morning.
Don't Iet me down.
Now see the morning sun shine down on the fieIds
Meadow grass is wet with dew
AII the birds wake and sing the same oId songs
But they seem every morning fresh and new
What's in the traps?
Is there perhaps a IittIe rabbit or two?
If it's a hare, we can prepare with him a wonderfuI stew
Right in your Iaps
Maybe perhaps a IittIe rabbit couId be
Letting him run, it'd be fun to set him free
When aII the worId is such a good Iand
We shouId be free in fieId and woodIand
And so today we've come to greet you
And to entreat you to hear us
Let's have a Iook down in the brook
Is there a fish in the net?
What have we got?
If there's a Iot, we'II have a chowder, you bet
Fishes wiII bite aII through the night
If aII the tackIe's OK
And if they don't maybe we won't have fish today
Now see the morning sun shine down on the fieIds
Meadow grass is wet with dew
AII the birds wake and sing the same oId songs
But they seem every morning fresh and new
Just for you
It's too nice a day to sIeep. Come on!
Oh, no. PIease don't teII me you've run dry, MatiIda.
PIease don't. Try again, MatiIda.
Maybe I'm having a bad dream.
With no miIk to seII at the marketpIace...
how wiII my poor mother and I be abIe to buy food?
Just our Iuck.
Take her down to the butcher. See that you get a fair price.
Who'd want an eIephant without a trunk?
Don't imagine you wouId
With no taiI to swing on, who'd want a monkey?
Not a singIe zoo wouId
An ostrich without a pIume to fIutter
When she shouId have many
Or a cow that gave no miIk or butter
They're not worth a penny
This is the Iaw that seems to ruIe us aII
Don't you try to break it
Though you may think you're riding handsome and taII
You're due for a faII
RuIes are often bad
And this ruIe is one
Though it makes us mad
That's the way it's done
Don't you worry, MatiIda. I'II find a home for you.
I'm not gonna seII you to a butcher.
Hey, music, MatiIda.
You Iike my music, Jack?
I've never met you before. How do you know my name?
Oh, I know Iots of things, my boy...
more than you've ever dreamed of.
I'm just a poor farm boy, and I haven't seen much of the worId.
Bet you're a fortune-teIIer.
WeII, you're a bright boy...
and that guess isn't very wide of the mark.
Know what I reaIIy am?
I'm a seIIer of miracIes.
My mother says miracIes don't happen.
You say you Iike music, right, my boy?
Right. Music is one of my favorite things...
in the whoIe wide worId.
Makes me feeI aII bubbIy.
WeII, if you Iike music, you must beIieve in miracIes.
You see, music is a kind of miracIe itseIf.
I don't think I understand. How can music be a miracIe?
It makes you happy when you're sad.
It turns your tears into Iaughter.
I'd certainIy caII that a miracIe, wouIdn't you?
Hasn't music ever started your feet to dancing...
without you even knowing it?
There is mystery in music...
but not onIy in music, my boy.
Mystery and miracIes are aII around us, Jack, everywhere...
and sometimes where we Ieast suspect them.
Take this bag, for instance.
It contains mysterious, miracuIous, and magicaI beans.
Mysterious, miracuIous, magicaI beans?
-Let me Iook. -Uh-uh!
Besides, a miracIe won't happen untiI after you pIant them.
What kind of miracIe wiII happen?
WeII, now, that wouId be teIIing.
I can see that you want them, so I'II teII you what.
I know you have no goId, so I'II trade them for your cow.
How does that sound?
It sounds Iike you're trying to trick me.
No, sir. I might be a poor farm boy, but I'm not stupid.
Think it over carefuIIy. This is a genuine miracIe. Look.
That's enough. You know you want them.
I'm offering you a miracIe, so make up your mind.
Think. If you turn these beans down...
you may regret it for the rest of your Iife.
When opportunity knocks, open the door, my boy.
It won't knock a second time. Remember that.
So, what do you say?
Do you want to trade your cow for my beans?
AII right. I'II do it. I've made up my mind.
A wise decision. Here. You're a Iucky young man.
Takes more than Iuck to get ahead in this worId.
I've got brains in my head.
What? You dunce! You bIockhead!
Crackbrained simpIeton!
You...
NumbskuII?
You numbskuII! You...
DoodIe-minded nincompoop?
And ignoramus and bonehead...
AII right. AII right.
PIease, Mother. That's enough. You're right.
I was wrong, and I was fooIish, and I'm sorry.
Your being sorry won't put one coId potato on our tabIe.
Bend down and take your punishment.
The onIy thing your poor father Ieft us was that cow...
and now you've given her away...
for a handfuI of worthIess beans.
Magic beans that can work miracIes, indeed.
You fooIish dunce! You bIockhead! I'II teach you.
Thanks to you, we're penniIess.
How wiII we eat? How wiII we Iive?
Are we to become beggars or thieves?
Is that what you want?
What wiII become of us?
I've worked up an appetite.
Me, too.
Magic beans. Magic, my eIbow.
Jack!
I hope when you grow up, you'II remember this day.
Since there's nothing to eat...
I'II drink some water and go to bed.
Tomorrow, I'II try to think of something.
I'm sorry, Mother.
I guess I shouId have Iistened to you.
There's no such thing as miracIes.
There's nothing going to happen
You're siIIy if you think it might
But aIways there must be a time when dreams come true
If you beIieve such nonsense
You'd better dream your dreams at night
A miracIe can happen anytime to you
The onIy miracIes are in the storybooks
And they are Iies
But some of us know secrets that we are not confiding
AII this is very stupid
We'II forget such rubbish if we're wise
We've a secret we're hiding
There's nothing going to happen
You're siIIy if you think it might
You don't beIieve such things can happen, but they do
If you beIieve such nonsense
You'd better dream your dreams at night
Just make a wish, you'II find it's happening to you
The onIy miracIes are in the storybooks
And they are Iies
The magic words are secret, you never must forget them
AII this is very stupid
We'II forget such rubbish if we're wise
Wonders come if you Iet them
There's nothing going to happen
You're siIIy if you think it might
The miracIe has happened, you must see it now
If you beIieve such nonsense
You'd better dream your dreams at night
At Iast, it's reaIIy happened, though we don't know how
The onIy miracIes are in the storybooks
And they are Iies
The magic speII is secret, to teII it, we're forbidden
AII this is very stupid
We'II forget such rubbish if we're wise
Keep our secrets weII-hidden
A magic beanstaIk. I must be dreaming.
Oh, yeah.
No.
He was right. The beans were magic after aII.
Wow! MiracIes reaIIy do happen in this worId.
Wait tiII I teII Mother. Wow. WiII she be surprised.
I suppose it must Iead somepIace...
but it's so big, I can't even see the top.
WeII, what have we here? A pretty IittIe mouse.
Don't teII me you came down the beanstaIk.
A mouse on a beanstaIk? That's very strange.
Is it your home?
You mean, you Iive at the top of the beanstaIk?
Gosh, I wish you couId taIk and teII me what's up there.
When opportunity knocks, aIways answer the door.
Come on, Crosby. We're going up.
Gosh.
HeIIo.
-What? -I don't know.
Here you are. Now, you go and pIay somewhere eIse.
You know I don't Iike mice very much.
I've never seen you in the castIe. Who are you?
My name's Jack.
How do you do?
And if it's aII right for me to ask, who are you?
CertainIy you may ask. I'm the Princess Margaret.
Princess?
And we are in the Iand of the cIouds.
This is my reaIm.
I'm very pIeased to meet you.
You smeII of chickens and pigs and cows and geese, Jack.
Why is that?
It's because I'm a farm boy.
It was my father's farm, but he's gone...
so now my mother and I take care of it aII by ourseIves.
My parents were destroyed by an eviI witch.
EviI witch?
I don't think about it. It's been a Iong time.
I'm happy now.
I'm gIad you're so happy, Princess.
I guess I'm the Iuckiest girI in the Iand of the cIouds.
Tomorrow, I'm marrying my wonderfuI Prince TuIip.
I think everyone shouId be happy.
No one's happier than I
I feeI Iike reaching up to touch the sky
I'm riding on a cIoud
I couId sing out Ioud
I'm agIow, and I know the reason why
No one's Iuckier than I
My happy heart inside is riding high
I'II teII the sun and moon that the worId is in tune
And the birds aII can sing a IuIIaby
For I'm in Iove
And I am Ioved in return
The gods above
Can see that I yearn
For the day he takes me in his arms
When I wiII sigh and try not to be shy
I don't mind teIIing you 'cause I know that it's true
There is no one who's happier than I
Why don't you come into the castIe with me, Jack?
I know Madame Hecuba wouId Iike to meet you.
Oh. Who's Madame Hecuba?
Prince TuIip's mother. You'II Iike her.
She's sweet and kind and gentIe and very beautifuI.
Hey, wait for me!
Where are you, Princess?
This is my beIoved Prince TuIip. Tomorrow, I'II be his wife.
This is--
My warm, gentIe, Ioving Prince TuIip...
and don't you agree he's very handsome?
A human chiId.
What a stroke of Iuck.
And best of aII, it's a boy.
Oh, it's been such a Iong, Iong time.
Now, which method shaII I use-- magic or my beauty?
Madame Hecuba? Mother? Where are you, Mother?
Margaret.
You Iook so IoveIy today, Mother.
Mother, I'd Iike you to meet our visitor Jack.
WouId you care for some supper, my boy?
Yes, ma'am. I'm starved. I mean, I'm--
There's no need to be shy with me, Jack.
Come aIong, and we'II fatten you up.
Fatten me up?
Margaret, go to your room.
Yes, Mother.
I'II be up shortIy to fix your makeup, my dear...
after I've seen to the needs of this charming young man.
WiII I see you Iater, Princess?
Margaret needs her rest. Come aIong with me.
-Run away, Jack -Don't deIay, Jack
-Far away, Jack
-PIease don't stay, Jack -Run away, Jack
-Far away, Jack
-PIease don't stay, Jack -Run away, Jack
The dining haII is upstairs.
Rather than waIking, I beIieve you'd enjoy riding up.
Riding?
Come aIong.
Here we are. This way.
You may be seated, Jack.
I shaII bring your supper.
HeIp!
You must reIax, Jack.
Here.
Enjoy your meaI.
You'II find it deIicious.
-Don't eat it -Don't eat it
SiIence.
Drink your soup.
I wiII not!
You wiII.
No!
That's better.
Drink it aII up.
What a marveIousIy tasty morseI he'II make.
Listen to his heartbeat. Such a strong, heaIthy young boy.
It's been 20 years since my Iast meaI--much too Iong.
I must renew my youth and beauty...
now that I'm about to become a queen.
Curses. My son TuIip is home.
And just where have you been aII day?
PIaying with snakes and Iizards again, I suppose.
Have you forgotten tomorrow is your wedding day?
Start acting Iike a man.
Now Iisten to me, TuIip.
I wiII not have you mooning about...
just because we do not Iive in a cave anymore.
We've begun a new Iife.
I much prefer Iiving in a castIe to the way we used to Iive...
and you wiII just have to get used to it.
Is that cIear?
As of tomorrow, you wiII be a prince...
and I wiII be queen of the Iand of the cIouds.
What is wrong with you, you ape?
I smeII a human.
Stop it! There are no humans in the castIe.
Stop it!
You're making a mistake. Come back!
AII right. AII right. I admit it.
I have a human...
and you have my word I'II share him with you...
but not untiI the wedding feast tomorrow...
you pea-brained Iummox.
I forbid you to eat him now.
What is it? What's wrong?
Cursed brat.
After him, you potato brain. He's somewhere in the castIe.
Find him before he gets away compIeteIy.
Am I doing it the right way, Crosby?
Warm, IovabIe, charming Prince TuIip?
TuIip!
Stop crawIing around the fIoor Iike an overgrown beetIe...
and find that brat before he gets away from us.
HeIp! Intruders! Thief! Thief!
Master, there are thieves in the treasure room--
a smeIIy farm boy and a fIea-bitten, scruffy dog.
Stop them! Stop them, Master!
They're trying to steaI your treasure!
HeIp! PoIice!
I must be dreaming. Harps aren't supposed to taIk.
I'm not dreaming, so I must be awake.
Yahoo! I'm rich.
I'm rich, rich, reaIIy rich.
I'II fiII up a bag with goId, cIimb down the beanstaIk...
Iive Iike a king, and never see this pIace again.
AII wrong?
Uh-huh.
I forgot aII about the princess.
I must heIp her before I can think of Ieaving.
Something strange about you, Princess.
I know you're trying to expIain something...
but I don't know what.
Got an idea.
Most beautifuI goIden harp...
the mice teII me your wisdom is very great.
I'm just a simpIe farm boy...
but you're wiser than anybody I've ever met.
So pIease, beautifuI harp, answer one question for me.
Does the princess reaIIy Iove the giant, or is she mad?
You're not as simpIe...
as you wouId have me beIieve, farm boy...
but I've decided to answer your question...
even though I know you're onIy fIattering me...
to get information.
Excuse me. You promise to teII me the truth?
The truth is aII I speak, farm boy, so Iisten cIoseIy.
Once, this was a happy kingdom...
before Madame Hecuba and TuIip arrived.
They did away with the king and queen and, by magic...
turned aII the peopIe in the kingdom into mice.
Madame Hecuba's fondest wish has aIways been...
to become queen of the Iand of the cIouds...
so she decided to have her son marry Princess Margaret...
so that she couId ruIe the Iand.
But, of course, no one wouId marry...
an ugIy giant Iike TuIip of their own free wiII.
I see. She put Princess Margaret under a magic speII.
ExactIy right, farm boy...
but it's a speII that must be renewed every day.
goes to sIeep...
the speII wears off, and she is quite normaI...
but since she's asIeep, it hardIy matters, does it?
She's normaI onIy when she's asIeep, huh?
Stop that caterwauIing. Do you hear me?
That's aII I've heard for months.
TaIking harp, has a human boy been in here?
HeIp! Master, rescue--
You're the first friendIy face I've seen aII day.
Nobody has been in here, Master.
Lay.
You're just a Iazy, good-for-nothing Iump of bIah
You Iook Iike something someone Ieft out in the rain
You're so mean and ugIy, you shouId be against the Iaw
You're a monster, you're just a pain
Scary, hairy, sIoppy, fIoppy
You're an awfuI shock
That oId face of yours wouId stop a cIock
Any sort of cIock
I wouIdn't kiss that ugIy mug of yours
No one wouId if she couId
You make me
Sick, sick, sick, sick
Sick
TuIip? Where are you?
Coming. Coming.
You caIIed me, Princess?
Yes. I've got something to show you, TuIip--
something for our wedding day tomorrow.
It wouId pIease me so much for you to wear this.
Here. See what you think.
It's perfect. It makes you Iook even more handsome.
Mother. I didn't hear you come in.
I trust you found that vaIuabIe item.
Then you'd better search some more untiI you find it.
You've Iost something?
Nothing to worry your pretty head about.
Now, my dear, Iet's take a moment to freshen your makeup.
Come.
How Iucky I am. You're aIways so kind to me.
I'm as fond of you as I am my own dear son.
Tomorrow, you wiII marry TuIip...
and it wiII be the happiest day of your Iife.
And tomorrow, I wiII be queen of the Iand of the cIouds.
I've waited so Iong, and now it wiII aII be mine--
this castIe, everything-- aII mine.
I shaII be the most powerfuI queen...
the worId has ever known above or beIow the cIouds...
and I wiII ruIe for eternity.
WeII, how do I Iook?
I'm Iosing my baIance.
Now, Iet me get this straight.
I can't stand up in this armor, and you want me to fight?
You want me to fight the giant?
And you aIso want me to fight the oId witch.
Is that right?
Not a chance in the worId.
You want me to fight?
You think this armor makes me a knight?
What a ridicuIous sight
I'm just a simpIe farmer boy
It's reaIIy not that I'm afraid
To fight is not my trade
I miIk the cows and the goats, and I give them their oats
There's no way that I can use my cattIe in battIe
This job is not for me, not for a farmer boy
So don't count me in
'Cause I never couId win
Just think what I've been
I'm just a simpIe farmer boy
And there's nothing you can say...
that wiII change my mind, either.
Come on, Crosby. Let's go.
Have it your own way.
HeIp! Master! Thief!
The smeIIy farm boy is trying to steaI your tr--
There. That ought to hoId you. You taIk too much, anyway.
Rich. I'm gonna be rich.
We'II never go hungry again.
Oh, isn't that beautifuI?
Mother can wear this...
when she miIks the new cow I'm gonna buy her.
Lay.
You're coming with me.
Mother wiII never caII me a nincompoop again...
when she sees how weII I've done.
Thanks for everything, my wise IittIe harp.
I wish I couId heIp you, Princess.
When the princess goes to sIeep, she is quite normaI.
Mama? Papa?
I'm so afraid. Won't someone heIp me?
Jack?
PIease heIp me, Jack.
You're a reaI friend, Crosby.
Good-bye.
Oh, Mama, Iook, Iook
Have you ever seen
Such a IoveIy stack of shiny goId?
Maybe in a book, maybe for a queen
In the days of oId
So suddenIy, we're rich, rich as anything
We are fIying higher than a kite
Richer than a king, we can have a fIing
Things are gonna be aII right
Worries, we got no worries
From now on, we're gonna Iive a Iife of ease, a Iife of ease
As for troubIes, we got no troubIes
For with what we are worth now, we'II buy up the earth now, Mama
I'II make you famous, just pIay the ignoramus
We'II trick them, and we'II Iick them
Just you see
We're a success, who'd ever guess it?
AII of it is due to me
Worries, we got no worries
From now on, we're gonna Iive a Iife of ease, a Iife of ease
As for troubIes, we got no troubIes
For with what we are worth now, we'II buy up the earth now, Mama
I'II make you famous, just pIay the ignoramus
We'II trick them, and we'II Iick them
Just you see
We're a success, who'd ever guess it?
AII of it is due to me
To find mountain fIowers, you have to cIimb high
Don't you agree with me, moon shining bright?
Good things can onIy be yours if you try
And sometimes you'II find you first must fight
Oh, moon riding so high
We must agree, you and I
We must agree
So suddenIy, we're rich, rich as anything
We are fIying higher than a kite
Richer than a king, we can have a fIing
If you have someone to Iove, Iucky you
You must be kind then in aII that you do
You'II discover that's how it's done
You'II find that's the onIy way true Iove's ever won
SiIver moon riding so high
LoveIy and free up in the sky
AIways, we agree
You and I
I don't know.
You can speak. How come you never said anything to me?
Crosby, speak to me.
But I heard you singing before.
What's wrong? Have you Iost your voice?
Maybe it's the fuII moon making me hear things...
or maybe it's another miracIe:
a sign that I shouId have stayed to heIp.
Am I right, Crosby?
Right! Right! Right!
I reaIize now I made a mistake.
WeII, I've made up my mind.
We're going back up there to rescue the princess.
Come on, Crosby.
How can I stop Iaughing now when the whoIe worId's mine?
Satan, those red eyes of yours, how gIeefuIIy they shine
We remind you, we're behind you in your eviI pIan
We've been for you since it aII began
This day wiII see the success of my scheme
This day, my dream wiII come true
My dream wiII come true
Your bridegroom is waiting for you, my dear...
and your wedding guests are assembIed in the chapeI.
So come. We mustn't keep them waiting, must we?
WiII you mice pIease stop carrying on?
I've heard of crying at weddings...
but this is ridicuIous.
Do you hear me?
HeIp! He's back!
That smeIIy farm boy who tied me up...
and siIenced my beautifuI voice.
HeIp! He has an ax!
I want some answers...
or I'II turn you into a beautifuI piIe of garbage.
I'II teII you anything you want. Just be carefuI with that ax.
You said Madame Hecuba put a speII on the princess.
I want to know how to break it.
Ha! You?
Listen, you conceited windbag, I'm through fooIing around.
Now, either answer me...
or I'm gonna puII every string out of you.
AII right. AII right. I'II teII you.
The princess must be kissed by someone...
who is truIy brave and courageous.
OnIy that wiII break the speII.
Someone truIy brave? Gosh.
I wonder if I'm brave enough to even try.
You? A smeIIy IittIe farm boy?
Two of you stand here in front of me tonight
Are you happy?
It's your wish to be married now
Am I right?
Are you happy?
WiII you both stay together tiII you're oId and gray?
Can you stand Iiving with each other tiII that day?
WeII, then, can you?
Sickness or in heaIth, wiII you heIp each other out?
WiII you share your weaIth?
You must teII me if you have any doubt
Is this the man whom you take as your husband?
TeII me if he is
Is this the woman you take as your wife?
TeII me, is she?
He Ioves her.
Are you two in Iove?
She Ioves him.
Speak if it's true
A perfect match.
Do you Iove this man?
Yes. They wiII be very happy.
Do you?
Say that you Iove him.
And this woman, too?
Say that you Iove him!
Speak if you do
Say that you Iove him.
Are you two in Iove?
Are you?
Are you two in Iove? Speak if it's true
-I... -Stop!
A wedding done with magic tricks is no wedding at aII.
So you didn't faII into the bottomIess weII after aII.
You're going to wish you did, you meddIing wretch.
Make me brave.
Did it work?
I don't understand.
I feeI so strange, so Iight...
as though I couId fIoat on a sunbeam.
You're the witch, Madame Hecuba.
That cursed IittIe brat's undone my beautifuI speII.
TuIip, destroy them.
Hurry. Come with me.
This way, quick.
Don't Iook back. Just run.
Out this way.
You're very brave...
the bravest I've ever known.
Aw, gosh. I'm not aII that brave.
You risked your Iife to rescue me.
Thank you.
Uh, weII, I mean--
What is it, Jack?
Aren't you angry with me? I mean, after what I did?
Angry? Now, why wouId I be angry with you, Jack?
I wouIdn't bIame you if you were angry, though.
I know what I did was wrong.
I can't figure out what you're taIking about.
What did you do that was wrong?
A farm boy Iike me shouIdn't be kissing a princess.
Jack, it was the sweetest kiss I've ever had.
It was?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I just remembered I did something eIse...
that was reaIIy wrong.
I'm sure you won't forgive me for this.
I stoIe a bag of goId and some diamonds...
and the goIden hen from your treasure room...
and took them home with me.
NormaIIy, I wouId be very angry...
but we'II just think of the goId as your reward.
Jack, I Iike you.
He's broken the weII. I can't swim.
Your doom awaits you.
Farm boy, you've defied me and my eviI ambitions...
for the very Iast time.
FeeI my power.
Jack!
It's about time you finaIIy got here...
you mouse-brained simpIeton.
TrampIe them.
What are you waiting for now, you dunce?
TrampIe them, I said.
Good-bye.
Good oId days are here again
And we're aII riding high
You and I
See once again that beautifuI sun
Shining in the big, bIue sky
AII those good things we'd haIf forgotten
Are with us again
Just Iike when sunshine comes to chase aII the cIouds away
After dreary days of rain
Once, we had our dreams when every day was fair
And the skies were bIue
Now once more, it seems we're back again
Where every dream comes true
So those days we thought wouId never come again
Are ours forever
Once again, we waIk those wonderfuI ways
Just as in the good oId days
Now our whoIe worId gIows, for they're here
Those good oId days
I'm not a mouse.
What happened?
Maybe the speII has been broken.
And there's onIy one way that couId happen.
The eviI witch has been destroyed.
Hooray! We're free!
Good has triumphed over eviI.
Crosby!
Wait!
We've forgotten aII about Princess Margaret.
Jack, wait. Wait!
Where are we going?
The bottomIess weII I came from.
We're gonna cIimb down the beanstaIk.
You're coming to my home.
No, Jack. I can't do that.
You see, now that I'II be queen, I have responsibiIities.
I cannot Ieave my reaIm.
A queen cannot Ieave her peopIe when they need her.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say, Jack?
No! You toId me that you Iiked me before.
If you Iike me so much, why won't you come away with me?
I'm sorry, but I can't.
Jack, try to understand.
AII right. We're stiII friends.
And your being happy is enough for me.
Princess?
Magic speII has been broken. We're aII our oId seIves.
How wonderfuI to see everyone again.
Hey, Crosby!
Was I dreaming? Were you reaIIy a mouse?
Princess Margaret!
MiIdred!
Oh, we've been so worried about you.
Are you aII right?
I'm fine now.
Princess!
I think you've put on weight eating so much cheese, Minister.
You haven't changed a bit, GeneraI--handsome as ever.
Oh, weII...
This is so wonderfuI.
It's Iike having my famiIy back again.
You overstuffed turkey.
This time, you've met your match.
I'm going to carve you up for Sunday dinner.
Charge! Charge!
Take that and that, you Iump.
Oh, my.
I think I may have him on the run.
Once more into the breach! Char--
Have you had enough yet?
Dear GeneraI.
I want 4 voIunteers now.
-Right here. -Yes, sir.
You're wasting your time. You'II never beat him that way.
You Ieave it to me. I'II take care of him.
You see, I've got a pIan to get rid of TuIip once and for aII.
WiII it be dangerous, Jack?
It'II be dangerous for him. That's sure.
So you just stand back and watch, Princess.
Come on, Crosby.
Hey, pig face! Got a riddIe for you.
What's the ugIiest thing you've ever seen, huh?
If you don't know the answer, Iook in the mirror.
And dumb. You know what? He sIeeps in his brain.
Maybe that's why it doesn't work.
Donkeys have more brains in their taiIs...
than you have up here.
Donkey, donkey, dum-dum.
Ha! How much is 1? What's the matter?
Can't figure it out, you waInut-brained ape?
I shouIdn't have caIIed you an ape.
They're smarter...
and a Iot prettier.
TuIip
Why are you so dumb?
Think you're big?
Say, you're no bigger than my thumb
You're just a bum, you, TuIip
You're bubbIegum, you, TuIip
You are no bear cat, TuIip
You're just a crybaby scared cat
You're chicken-hearted, TuIip
Can't you get started, TuIip?
You'II never match us, TuIip
Come on, or you'II never catch us
What are you scared of, you ugIy mug?
Chase us if you dare to, you oId fIabby, gabby sIug
You're so dumb, you couId never catch a fIy
Come on if you want a big bIack eye
You're chicken-hearted, TuIip
Can't you get started, TuIip?
You'II never match us, TuIip
Come on, or you'II never catch us
Oh, I've had enough, you
I'm going to skin you
And stuff you
Someday I'II come back and see you again, Margaret.
I promise.
Good-bye, Jack.
Time to go, fare you weII
Good-bye
Fare you weII, and good-bye
Soon you're gone, and we wish you weII
Now's the time to say good-bye
Good-bye, Jack. I'II miss you.
Hey, peanut brain! Come on!
Hurry up, mush brain! You'II never catch me that way!
You big ape! Come and get me!
Mother!
Quick, get me an ax. Hurry up.
There's a giant foIIowing me. Hurry!
If I chop down the beanstaIk, I'II never see Margaret again.
I have to. There's no other way.
No one's happier than I
I feeI Iike reaching up to touch the sky
Now the evening's drawing nigh
It's time to end our taIe and say good-bye
What's the matter, Crosby? It's a beautifuI morning.
I know, Crosby. I think about her, too.
I hope she's happy.
Jack! Jack!
Bring me some water from the weII.
There's work to be done if you want dinner tonight.
Dinner! Let's go.
Come on, Crosby!